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precumming:

when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow

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dicksplit:

I bet this is how profesors feel handing back exams

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brownnipplebraggadocio:

kamabr:

sometimes he wants to sing but he’s really tired and this happens

Current feelings.

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random-feeds-on-gwuncan:

OKAY THIS VIDEO IS ICONIC TOO

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nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

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jachtjacht:

i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014

jachtjacht:

i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014

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canaydian:

motherly love

canaydian:

motherly love

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mrsfscottfitzgerald:

Ah yes, I love it when the tumblr app freezes right when a photo of a lady taking two cocks is clearly visible on my phone while I’m out in public